My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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