Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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