i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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