clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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