what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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