I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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