ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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