yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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