I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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