I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
These tits shall not be calmed
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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