i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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