Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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