Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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