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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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