Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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