When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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