shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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