Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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