Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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