I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I have aggressive nipples.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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