I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
did you just send me my own nude
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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