It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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