have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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