I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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