the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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