Girls should come with a carfax report
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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