Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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