Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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