Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
3pm strippers are depressing
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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