Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Reggie can tackle my bush.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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