Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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