Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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