ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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