Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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