Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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