Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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