Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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