I want to have your abortion
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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