Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
