soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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