O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Green mimosas i think yes
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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