Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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