we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
