I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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