So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
