i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize