Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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