She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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