i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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