im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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