I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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