dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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