Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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