...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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