The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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