The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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